Mom and Dad were expecting their first baby. Mom could hardly wait for the big ultrasound when they would find out whether they were having boy or a girl. The day finally arrived, and Mom took a VHS tape with her to the doctor's office so that Dad could see the ultrasound later. The ultrasound technician got to work and....it was a baby with its knees on its chest and its feet determinedly over its groin. Fortunately for Mom, the knees on the chest meant that the tech couldn't get a good view of the heart, which meant that Mom got to come back in an hour after having a snack to try to get the baby to wriggle out of its previous position. The snack worked, and the baby turned out to be a girl. Next project: name the baby. Mom & Dad decided on Amanda, and Dad put her name on a tiny stocking for the Christmas before she was born.
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